So we were at Golden Corral…yeah I know no good can come of a story with that beginning…thank you again, Lou (my sister). Since she introduced the littles to this trough they dream of Golden Corral like I dream of Disney. Given the choice they would probably choose Golden Corral over the freaking happiest place on earth.
Weirdos
Anyway, back to so we were at Golden Corral…I was grimacing at the number of chocolate dipped strawberries they had smeared all over their hands and faces when the sweet angel that is Pea, stands up and yells “Look, it’s Duck Dynasty Man! It’s Duck. Dynasty!” This was followed by all sorts of girly squeals. She shares my love of that show lol.
Me: (whispering loudly) stop pointing. No it isn’t.
“Yes. It is. Mommy.”
In jumps Pork Chop: “Right there! Him, duck dynasty!” Also pointing.
“Will you Stop pointing!”
Thank goodness Mr. Dynasty (he did look like Willie lol) either didn’t hear or was too used to it classy to respond.
I did snap a quick phone pic though. It’s blurry because I was briskly walking by in case he saw me. He was large and in charge with a gray beard. Of course, I was scared. He looked like he knew his way around a shot gun and a duck blind… and I walk like a duck.
I had to take the photo. I am still living with regret over not snapping a pic of Heehaw Santa in Joann’s this summer. He threatened not to bring presents because the kids obviously had me frazzled. I smiled and assured him that they would behave…while I tried to ignore the denim overalls he was wearing in public…..without a shirt….Welcome, to North Florida!
Please tell me that my kids are not the only ones that have no shame in public?
Kids are hilarious, because they have no filters! 🙂