So yesterday I decided to be a lazy mommy. Between shuttling my son to school, fighting traffic to get my daughter to a doctor’s appointment, driving her to her school, driving back to my son’s school to bring him something he forgot, making an appointment with the principal for 7am after getting a snide look…
So we were at Golden Corral…yeah I know no good can come of a story with that beginning…thank you again, Lou (my sister). Since she introduced the littles to this trough they dream of Golden Corral like I dream of Disney. Given the choice they would probably choose Golden Corral over the freaking happiest place…
I am planning revenge. I know it’s coming. It is only a matter of time before she has children and then it will be my turn. I will buy the bulky annoying toys-that-MAKE-NOISE and I haven’t forgotten the lawn mower popper. Your kids will start calling you “Jo Mama” too. I simply can’t wait. It’s…
As Piper and I were waiting at the pharmacy for her scripts, the pharmacist struck up a conversation with her. As usual it went something like this: Pharmacist: “you are so cute! Here’s a coloring book.” Piper: “thank you!” Pharmacist: “Here’s a lollipop. You are being so good, pretty girl.” Piper: “hehe thank you”…